I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
the power of gay
Alert: Neil Patrick Harris is on your dash. Reblog now.
This is perfect.
Toooo cuuute ughhhh
I would accidentally drop that baby
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.