Keep in the sunlight

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sleep-junnkie:

unapologetic-noises:

dirtydamsel:

thebeequicklystings:

thelocalpaedo:

vondell-swain:

trixst3r:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that

the power of gay

Alert: Neil Patrick Harris is on your dash. Reblog now.

This is perfect.

Toooo cuuute ughhhh


I would accidentally drop that baby

sleep-junnkie:

unapologetic-noises:

dirtydamsel:

thebeequicklystings:

thelocalpaedo:

vondell-swain:

trixst3r:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that

the power of gay

Alert: Neil Patrick Harris is on your dash. Reblog now.

This is perfect.

Toooo cuuute ughhhh

I would accidentally drop that baby

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

comedycentral:

Click here to watch The Daily Show's take on the Chelsea Clinton baby announcement.