Keep in the sunlight
hobolunchbox:

Nice work Prickly.

hobolunchbox:

Nice work Prickly.

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

stability:

"are u left handed or right handed?"

im 

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louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

Women: I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life: keep the baby!
Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

kingsleyyy:

Sometimes I wonder who makes all the weird shit on this website