OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen
If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
100% accurate. Every time. Or give you a boner.
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
"When he was interested and participating, his energy was powerful. He had the greatest of intellectual qualities - curiosity about everything."
— Roy Schatt
Just because you have tattoos doesn’t mean you don’t have a soft side.
Ugh, so adorable. ehkfbwedfj
I really hate the social stigma of tattoos. It’s fucking ink on your body not a will to murder.
Even my mom said to me once; “Only lower income people get tattoos. You don’t see doctors or lawyers with them.”
That’s because they have them under their lab coat. Or suit. Like, who cares if my doctor has a skull on his arm. Is it hindering his ability to take care of me? No, absolutely not. It’s ink. On his arm. Expressing himself.
I really wish people didn’t hate tattoos so much.
Also tattoos are expensive
Lower income people can’t afford them
they follow him everywhere
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists